UPDATE!
~ My mini contest is over! Thought there would maybe more people participating, but I’ll post up another contest try again soon, I hope.

ANSWERS:

1. Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French! – American Werewolf in London
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2. Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy. – Breakfast Club.
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3. Where is this Augrah? How does she look like? How will I find her? "Follow the Greatest Sun for a day to the home of Augrah"... hmph. Some directions! – Darl Crystal
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4. Well? Laugh. – Labyrinth
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5. The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please. – Die Unendliche Geschichte (the Never Ending Story)
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6. What you having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out. – Hellboy I
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7. I’m *NOT* crying. – Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
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8. Poison them, Drown them, Bash them on the head, I don’t care HOW you kill the little beasts, I want you to do it and do it NOW! – 101 Dalmatians
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9. Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please. – Tank Girl
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10. As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! – Kill Bill vol. 1
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11. They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting. - Brain Dead (Dead Alive)

12. Are you sure it’s *just* cramps?
Just so you know, the words *just* and *cramps*, don’t go together, - Ginger Snaps

13. Relax... it's only magic. Now who's pathetic? – the Craft
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14. I'm Charles Manson of the information age! - Jisatsu saakuru (Suicide Club)

15. Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist! - Koroshiya 1 (Ichi the Killer)

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WINNERS: If you want any sort of art, pleas specify what you want (if anything specific) The amount of correct guesses you made correlate to how many pieces of gift art you receive, thank you for participating

LATER CONTESTS TO COME. Perhaps they'll be a bit more fair as well, heeeeh.